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6 de ene. de 2021 · These mummy jokes are the perfect blend of silly and clever; use them if you're looking to lighten up a playdate or bring a smile to the family dinner table. Toddlers, grandparents, and everyone alike will enjoy these puns; they just may have you in stitches.
These mummy jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, Halloween parties, history teachers, museum guides and kids of all ages. Not only will you find mummy jokes – you will also find mummy puns, mummy riddles and knock-knock mummy jokes.
Mummy Jokes A little girl says to her mother, “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around” “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.”
In an archeology class, the professor brings in a real mummy for demonstration. In front of all the freshmen, he declares that in order to be a good scientist, one must achieve good skills and have great passion.
24 de oct. de 2017 · 26 Hilarious Mummy Jokes & Puns. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? Because they’re too wrapped up in themselves. Where do mummies go for a swim? To the Dead Sea. What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid? Mummy’s home. What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back.
5 de abr. de 2024 · From pharaoh puns to tomb jokes, we’ve got over 200 hilarious puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing (or at least giggling like a tomb raider). So grab your sarcophagus and get ready to mummify your sense of humor with this pun-tastic collection.
Hilarious Mummy Jokes. Did you hear about the Pharoah who stubbed his toe against the side of the pyramid so hard he cried? He wanted his mummy. Why did the ancient Egyptians wrap their mummies in cloth that was made from linen? Because other types of cloth hadn’t been invented?
