1981
Resultado de búsqueda
Hace 3 días · You’ve got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.” — Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris Jokes Quotes “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.” — Chuck Norris “Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.” — Chuck Norris “Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.” — Chuck Norris
When chuck norris dies, the universe will do a hard reset as Death broke reality. Chuck Norris got a job at Jurassic Park. The T-Rex is still in the hospital in a coma and the raptors are in therapy. Chuck Norris successfully argued the non existence of God, causing the first collapse, made a second earth and became the new god. Chuck beat the ...
Hace 5 días · Ok, who here has some good Chuck Norris jokes? I get a kick out of reading them when they pop up online. I know it's stupid, but even Chuck gets a laugh out of it. This will be something light hearted to counter all the depressing shit that gets posted every day in here.
Hace 4 días · Answer: "Return of the Dragon" (1972) He fought Bruce Lee in the Colliseum and lost. There is archive footage that scene in "Game of Death" (1978), one of Bruce Lee's final movies, and because Chuck Norris played one of the bad guys, he of course lost the fight. 4. What is the name of the son who has contributed to several of Chuck Norris ...
Hace 5 días · 1,512 likes, 6 comments - chuckjokes on May 30, 2024: "Chuck Norris Jokes&Facts 藍 #funnyreels".
Hace 4 días · About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright ...
Hace 4 días · Answer: Zero. When I was in school, they taught me that having zero in the denominator of any fraction resulted in an impossible answer, since no one can split anything into "zero parts". Chuck Norris must have skipped that class in school, because whenever he divides by zero, he gets a whole number answer. 3.
