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2 de ene. de 2022 · Here are some very bad attempts at Mainframe Humor by me and others: Mainframe Slang terms. Mainframe Jokes. Achtung! - The classic! The Humor section of the Unofficial IBM-Main FAQ. This guy is probably a Burned out Sysprog! Picture of an OS/390 bug. z/OS Humor.
- Mainframe Jokes
But when you can't pick it up or knock it over, it's a...
- Mainframe Jokes
16 de may. de 2009 · But when you can't pick it up or knock it over, it's a mainframe. A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard. Tell them that when a data set is scratched it doesn't itch any more. NO!
A big list of mainframe jokes, submitted and ranked by users.
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“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.” A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?” When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb. If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs. A ...
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!” “[“”hip””,””hip””] (hip hip array!)” A programmer started to cuss Because getting to sleep was a fuss As she lay there in bed Looping ’round in her head was: while(!asleep()) sheep++ ; – Hide and seek champion since 1994 Real programmers count from 0
What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance. To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion. I called the janitor the other day to see what he could do about my dingy linoleum floor. He said he would have been happy to loan me a polisher, but that he hadn’t the slightest idea what he had done with it. I told ...
Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his blue screen of death When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itsel...
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says “Hey, don’t you know that those things can kill you? I mean, didn’t you see the giant warning on the box?!” “That’s OK”” says the guy, pu...
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you. A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, “Excuse me, can...
30 de dic. de 2014 · Re: Mainframe quotes and jokes. by LearnMainframe » Mon Mar 07, 2016 3:18 pm. Today, your cell phone has more computer power than all of NASA back in 1969, when it placed two astronauts on the moon. Video games, which consume enormous amounts of computer power to simulate 3-D situations, use more computer power than mainframe ...
14 de jun. de 2005 · JOKES: Q & A -IBM Mainframes. View Bookmarks. All times are GMT + 6 Hours. Search our Forums: General Talk & Fun Stuff: BOY: May I hold your hand? GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love...
I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll. Reply reply. other_usernames_gone. •. Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago. Reply reply.
