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25 de dic. de 2014 · Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesPro Swine Flu · Bill BurrLet It Go℗ 2010 Image EntertainmentReleased on: 2010-10-05Auto-generated by YouTube.
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157. 23K views 5 years ago. Bill Burr clip where he talks about vaccines, being pro swine flu and the plague, from his 2010 special 'Let it go', filmed at the Fillmore theatre in San...
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- A Higher Order
- Pro Swine Flu
- Being A Mother
- Don’T Wanna Be That Guy
- Little Things
- What Are You, A fag?
- Free Dog
- Sarah Mclachlan
- Hell Hound
- Old Man Face
I…I have been on the road for the last five months. I don’t know, man. I’m just really thinking the worst of people. I really am. You should see some of the animals—some of the animals I see. Like, I was in the airport the other day, right? I’m sitting there waiting for my flight to take my life and watching this—watching this lady. She’s eating eg...
So… I’ve got a girlfriend, man. I watch a lot of TV with her, you know? I just annoy the hell out of her. She loves watching the Oprah Winfrey show, and I love, like, watching her watch the Oprah Winfrey show. And I wait for Oprah to say something stupid, and the second she does, I just take it out on my girl, because I’m an asshole. No, it’s what ...
I’m halfway through my life at this age, you know, and I’ve been an angry son of a bitch, and I’ve got to turn this around, man. I’m embarrassed with my—I don’t wanna be that guy. You die as the angry guy. That’s the worst dude to die as, because then people have got to try to think of happy shit to say about you at your funeral. They’re just sitti...
Now, I know I just sort of mentioned killing myselfthere. I don’t want to freak you out, all right, because I did that joke when I was down in the BIBLE BELT, and I was down south, and this girl took me really seriously. She came up to me at the end of the show, and she’s like, “you’re not really thinking about doing something like that, are you? Y...
So anyway, so I decided not to go home for the holidays. That’s what I’m really trying to tell you here. No, I did. I kind of came to this epiphany. I’m like, “man, I’m 41 years old. My dad had five kids by the time he was my age. I’ve got to get on with my life here.” So I was, like, going, “you know what? I’m not working Thanksgiving. I’m not wor...
I got a dog recently, everybody. That’s, like, the big thing. Yes, I did. I’m psyched. I went down to the pound. I got one of those free dogs, free dog. That’s how I say it too. I don’t say, “I rescued a dog.” I hate when people say that stuff. They say, “she’s a rescue. I rescued her.” Really? Did you pull her out of a burning building?” “Did you ...
Yeah, so we have, like, this stalemate, you know. I wanted the brand-new bulldog, you know, and she kept seeing that Sarah McLaughlin commercial, getting all sad, you know? Oh, they ought to get sued for false advertisement in that thing. I swear to God. They handpicked those dogs, the cutest little fuzzy… “I just want to play frisbee,” those cute ...
Didn’t know what to do, so we were at a stalemate, so my girl did what most females do. They just figure, “I know it’s good for him. I know it’s gonna make him happy. I’m gonna make a major decision without him, and then he’s gonna deal with it.” Yeah, that’s how i got a dog. I got a dog when i was on the road. I was on the road, and I just had a m...
And I’m 41 years old, and if I’m lucky, you know what I realized? I’m halfway through my shit right now. I’m halfway through my life, so, you know, I’m getting nervous, you know, about dying, you know, just growing old, man. I was never really nervous about till I got to this age, and, you know—you know what it was? I went to my grandmother’s 100-y...
From "Let It Go" 2010
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Bill Burr: Dude, I am so pro-swine flu it's-it's like ridiculous. Crazy credits. Photos appear alongside the end credits: one of Bill with the AC/DC Halloween pumpkin, one of his pet pit bull, and one of a chocolate-chip cookie. Connections.
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- Comedy
- Shannon Hartman
- 2010-09-18
Gratis ilimitado Bill Burr música - Haga clic para tocar Rednecks, Downtown Six y todo lo que desee.
1 de feb. de 2024 · I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous. We need a plague. It's gotta happen. And don't worry, it's only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins, you're gonna be fine! We gotta let mother nature do her thing, man. She keeps trying to help us out and we won't let her do it. Let It Go (2010)
